The Chronicles

blah

2006-04-28T22:49:46Z

wow i really need to remember more often that i have a LJ more often than twice a year. But i am so happy right now, i get to leave Florida, it got real old real fast. and i am now headed to SERE school. It should be fun. But then i must be wierd if i think crawlin in the dirt and getting the shit kicked out of me for two weeks is fun. SERE school is Survival/Evade/Resist/Escape school, basical the whole GI Jane thing but i am a downed pilot not a seal. So that whouls be interstin. I found out what platform i am going to be on, a ch46. ...hint...picture... i am totaly jazzed about that, i get to go on deployment and i get a weapon! i thought i was gonna be on a c-130, that would have sucked. So i am off to pack and possicly go watch a movie, oh and i recomend the movie "Waiting..." if you have not seen it yet you must!!!
Lovya all, Andrew

holy rusted girders batman

2006-03-12T22:24:03Z

well i am in utter shock that my LJ account still works! the last time i posted was like in june of last year. Well damn i dont even wanna try and catch this thing up on what is going on. But i did it, i made it through marine corps boot camp and now am a PFC. A funny thing, i thought that PFC stood for Private FIrst Class, but i was wrong, it stands for Perfect For CLeaning. Yea my career in the corps, so far, has consisted of nothing but PT and being a glorified janitor. But hey i signed so what ya gonna do.
I am currently in Pensacola, FL for my Naval Aircrew School. Basicaly a lot of PT and water survival and stuff. This place is rather boring without a car. And all of the dance clubs in town wont let marines in, i guess too many of my fellow devil dogs were being retarded as usual. But one good thing about being down here is that my DVD collection has grown by leaps and bounds. Actually this place aint half bad, its humid and i love it. the beach is awesome and the girls down in the south...damn i forgot about the south! Well i gota run, more janitorial buisness to attend to.
Post-harch,
Andrew

Changing boot-camp dates suckorsz!!!

2005-08-11T18:41:24Z

well ok here is the grand story of things!
I was origanly supposed to ship to boot-camp on 1Aug, but certain elements thwarted that attempt and other stuff. so they told me that i would ship on the 22Aug, really cool! cuz i get to see my friends that were away from town and i get a few extra weeks to get more in shape and etc. But this moring i got a call from my Ssgt and he tells me to be ready for this comming monday, the 14Aug. I have no problem with going other than hoping that my ticket clears before then. But now i have to cancel plans and such and say goodbye to people when i do not even know if i am really leaving this time. Ahhh i love the stupidness of the corps and i am not even in it yet! yippy!

Andrew

VICOTRY IS MINE!

2005-07-21T17:28:08Z

Which Family Guy character are you?

times up!

2005-07-17T19:22:09Z

Well things have been swell this summer! Not too many bad times with drama and then again nothing to spectacular has happen either. It kinda sucks that i have not gotten to spend as much time with my friends as i need to. I am thinking of haveing a party soon, like next weekend...not sure where but everyone i know is invited. I dont care if i meet you once or if your a frined or whatever. No presents nothing like that, just come hungry and ready to have fun. ill prolly announce where it is going to be like tomorrow or somtin.I have to say i am getting a little nervous, but if i wasn't i think i would be crazy! Honestly though i cant wait till all my friends are back in town and i get to see them before i go. Ahhh 3 days cant go by fast enough!!! Ok well i have to go get hurt in SCA, yaya

love and all that jazz
Andrew

new icon!

2005-06-28T07:09:47Z

hehe i thought this fit me and almost anyone i know! Ya i am sooo bored during the summer, cant wait till Aug. It seems to be so close yet soooo far away. Bordem sucks, i think i have stated that...oh i went shopping for the first time in a while, cool new shirts and jeans and stuff. i never realized how much i needed to shop when i am whereing my only pair of working jeans everyday! Clean mind you but still.

Later, Andrew

AHHHHH

2005-06-26T07:03:29Z

cursed! i let my gaurd down for 5 minutes and look what happens...my hair gets dyed black! Not for me!! damn , well maybe it does not look that bad....damn i wish i had not done that!

ANdrew

AHHH SUMMER!

2005-06-23T06:51:12Z

man i love not having to worry about high school ever again! YA for graduation. Ughhh i just remembered i have like 30 days or so before boot...yaaaa....woooohooo......sorta. Ya im tired and just wanted to post for some reason? Ya but ok im off to read or most likely video games or something.

NIGHTNIGHT, Andrew

But i wanna be a jedi!

2005-04-15T03:41:42Z

Star Wars Meme by sailor_phobos

1st 2 Ltrs of 1stname + Last 3 Ltrs of last name

1st 2ltrs of moms last name+Last 3ltrs of city brn

Sith or Jedi

Sith

Skin Color

Green

Eye Color

Purple

Light Saber Color

Green

How close you are to switching sides: 9%

Username

You're Random Star Wars Quote:

The plans you refer to will soon be back in our hands.

Your Padawan (if you're a jedi)

bacchuswino

Your apprentice (if you're a sith)

theicarustheory

You're Master

fireluv007

Quiz created with MemeGen!

Well sounds like me@!

2005-04-11T06:13:41Z

Your dating personality profile:

Athletic - Physical fitness is one of your priorities. You find the time to work athletic pursuits into your schedule. You enjoy being active.
Sensual - You are not particularly shy when it comes to your sexuality. You know what you like and do not feel inhibited.
Wealthy/Ambitious - You know what your goals are and you pursue them vigourously. Achieving success is important to you.

Your date match profile:

Athletic - You aren't looking for a couch potato. You seek someone who is active and who keeps her body in top shape.
Practical - You are drawn to people who are sensible and smart. Flashy, materialistic people turn you off. You appreciate the simpler side of living.
Shy - You are put off by people who are open books. You are drawn to someone who is a bit more mysterious. You want to draw her out of her shell and get to know what she is all about.

Your Top Ten Traits

1. Athletic
2. Sensual
3. Wealthy/Ambitious
4. Conservative
5. Intellectual
6. Adventurous
7. Romantic
8. Traditional
9. Practical
10. Outgoing

Your Top Ten Match Traits

1. Athletic
2. Practical
3. Shy
4. Conservative
5. Funny
6. Intellectual
7. Adventurous
8. Romantic
9. Traditional
10. Wealthy/Ambitious

Take the Online Dating Personality Quiz at Dating Diversions

French victories?

2005-04-05T03:44:37Z

http://www.strategypage.com/humor/articles/military_humor_french_victories.asp

Well at least these tests are kinda acurate!

2005-03-13T03:55:17Z

You scored as agnosticism. You are an agnostic. You neither believe nor disbelieve in God. You don't believe it is possible to prove the existence of God (nor lack thereof).

Agnosticism is a philosophy that God's existence cannot be proven. Some say it is possible to be agnostic and follow a religion; however, one cannot be a devout believer if he or she does not truly believe.

</td>

agnosticism

92%

Buddhism

58%

Satanism

58%

Judaism

50%

Christianity

42%

Islam

38%

Hinduism

33%

paganism

25%

atheism

25%

Which religion is the right one for you? (new version)
created with QuizFarm.com

echoes1315 @ 2005-03-09T22:13:00

2005-03-10T06:13:46Z

Looky what i found on my computer...is that nelle, melinda, and taly at fair! i think it is!

Well it sounds like the marines anyway.

2005-03-01T05:18:38Z

US MARINE CORPS OATH OF ENLISTMENT
"I, (pick a name the police won't recognize), swear..uhhhh....high-and-tight.... grunt... cammies....kill....fix bayonets....charge....slash....dig....burn....blowup....ugh...Air Force women....beer.....sailors wives.....air strikes....yes SIR!....whiskey....liberty call....salute....Ooorah Gunny....grenades...women....OORAH! So Help Me Chesty PULLER!"

X____________________
Thumb Print
XX _________________________________
Teeth Marks
_____________________
Date

Hm come to think of it i am rather evil.

2005-03-01T05:08:14Z

You scored as Lord Voldemort. Evil and power hungry, you strike fear into the hearts of all wizard kind.

</td>

Lord Voldemort

95%

Severus Snape

85%

Sirius Black

75%

Ginny Weasley

65%

Harry Potter

65%

Draco Malfoy

55%

Albus Dumbledore

50%

Ron Weasley

45%

Remus Lupin

40%

Hermione Granger

40%

Your Harry Potter Alter Ego Is...?
created with QuizFarm.com

so sore yet so refreshed

2005-02-13T04:48:36Z

today was a fun and most painfull day. I had to get up at 0400. fuck i can not wake up that early, its just not human. But for our weekly poole function(marine workout on saturday) we drove up to vandenburg with 3 other stations and they fuckin killed us! I mean the works, 5 mile run, pushups till someone pucked(Not me, but close), and like crawling on our knees and elbows for a good 20 min. But we did get to eat MREs...yummmy...i found out i am not the only person who likes eating those things. Damn they are good!But we did some intro to land nav. and i got my squad so fuckin lost they had to come get us in the truck, 50 pushups later...we finished up with the runing us around and exercises and then look at a group of objects and then 30 min later describe them. I rule at that! i got all 10 things perfect. But that just meant i got to choose between a 1 1/2 finish run or 40 pushups. Now normally i would shup it up, but man i was sore already so i ran. Fun day but now i want to just pass out but no i seta date for tonight(dumbass me) i better not sound too tired or fall asleep! That might not go over too well. Ok well enough of me and my babling about military mumbo jumbo.

Later all aNdrew

gerrrr

2005-01-19T05:30:52Z

Man this kinda sounds lame, but i need a girlfriend! It has been 5 months and i am sooooo incredacly sick of doing the same thing and not having anyone to hold or kiss. Fuck i am even sounding sappy when i write! I mean i cant even think of a girl that i might date without things not worling right, either they have moved, have a boyfriend, dont like me, dont have time, i mean shit is it that hard. And for melinda and adam, i am sorry this is repetative to what i have been bitching at you guys about this but, fuck man it is driving me nuts.

Andrew

Well i could have told you that

2005-01-17T02:41:57Z

You Are 18 Years Old

18

Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe.

13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world.

20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences.

30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more!

40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax.

What Age Do You Act?

This is totaly me!

2005-01-13T05:17:56Z

You scored as Goth.

</td>

Goth

75%

Prep/Jock/Cheerleader

63%

Ghetto gangsta

56%

Punk/Rebel

56%

Drama nerd

38%

Loner

31%

Stoner

31%

Geek

25%

What's Your High School Stereotype?
created with QuizFarm.com

>Ya im that kool

Holy fuckin SHIT.

2005-01-12T07:53:04Z

Ok the last time i wrote a journal with this title it was a good thing, but tonight i am about to kill my family!!! I really hate having my father sometimes! He flips out at me for a ride and gahhhhhjhhhh
pfsoaG"na
then i am all that is wrong with this fucked up family, i am blammed for everything and my parents wonder why i want to join the Marine Corp, out of this fuckin town and as far away from them as humanly fuckin possible(i think the name to that is iraq)
im too pissed to even write

FUCK

WHY DOES THE NEW YEAR HURT SO BAD!

2005-01-01T17:40:02Z

ahhhhhh hangovers suck, stupid melinda and waking me up at 7!!!!!!! no that was bad. Man i kinda got a little drunk last night. 5 shots of tequela and 7 of vodka and more of everyting i dont even remember, i hear that i am a pretty funny drunk dancer. But happy new year and all that jazz. i need to sleep now

ko

2004-12-29T22:11:23Z

well i have just finished with everything that i need to sign up. unbelievably i am getting the marine corp college fund for 50,000 dollars! Wow i thought i would not get it but man i was lucky. I am going to be a flight crew cheif and go active. I have to go active if i want the 50K. But ya for that. i am off to eat with Val. And tomorow is my 18th. so ya for that.

Love, Andrew

fuck ya for non-supervised snowboard trips!

2004-12-23T19:30:14Z

ya i have been out of town with a snowboard trip to lake tahoe and damn that was the best vacation of my life. My cell kinda ran out of power on me or melinda and adam and many more people would have heard how much fun i had. First off there was only 1 adult supervisor for 40 kids and they all got more fucked up than the kids did. The bus ride there was so stupid. we left at 5 in the mornin, and everyone slept for a few hours and then everyone thought it was like noon or something so every started to brong out the alcohol that they had brought, everyone on the bus was completely plastered by 9:00am. But somekids (by some i mean everyone but me) began to blaze on the bus and at every rest stop. the bus did smell suprisingly nice. ;-) Man i have writen a lot and have not even goten to what made this trip so fuckin awesome. Well ill just skip the snowboarding part, cus that kinda blew. The second night i hooked up with a girl(i think her name was lisa or something), but we did not do a whole lot, just third base or so. But hte third night was by far one of the best nights i have ever had to date. i was in the club that they had rented out and found the same girl from the night before, we danced and hookedup, and we went to sit for a second an her friend(i wanna say laura maybe?)came up and was complaining that she could not find anyone to dance, so i danced with her and went back to where "Lisa" was sitting and we all had somemore vodka and began to makeout and feel around. Then after 10 min or so i took them back to my hotel room!! (DOES THE HAPPY DANCE)Now we did not have sex(SMACK) but this kinda sounds like i am such a virinal kid(fuck i am)but we began to fool around and i got my first two blow jobs! fuck ya that was awesome. and eatin a girl out is damn fun too. Ok well i am now really happy again, and damn i am so goin on that trip next year, and they have a summer cancun trip. I hope it is not after i go to boot.!

Ok well YAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ok ill stop!

i knew all my hard work would pay off!

2004-11-24T00:24:25Z

You scored as Sloth.

</td>

Sloth

69%

Lust

62%

Pride

56%

Wrath

56%

Gluttony

50%

Envy

38%

Greed

12%

Seven deadly sins
created with QuizFarm.com

wow bad dreams

2004-10-29T23:40:37Z

Your Erotic LJ dream by cozzette

username

you went to bed feeling

You began to dream about

vegetable0nfire

who was

Licking you

a hotel room

with

a video camera

which made you

squeal

but was interupted by

fireluv007

who began to

take pictures

You awoke

screaming

and you hope

that dreams do come true

chance of that happening:: 69%

Quiz created with MemeGen!